Ode to Yogesh

Wargan Dare a friend of the Blog said they were so inspired by my tales of Yogesh it inspired them to write a poem....so I present to you 
Ode to Yogesh by Wargan Dare  


Yogesh So Vain

You walked onto the Sony Lot like you were walking on to your yacht You showed up late you brought out the hate You wanted to show off for the crowd so bragged of beating James nice and loud All the other contestants were there living their dream you showed up just to let off some steam Yogesh So Vain You probably think the world revolves around you Yogesh so Vain I bet you thought you win more games Didn’t you didn’t you We were teammates several years ago when I thought you a friend We made a good group and we often won in the end But you felt like you were aggrieved Despite all we achieved You took offense when there was none And just like that our run was done Yogesh so vain You always think it’s about you don’t you Yogesh so vain It always comes down to you don’t it Well I hear you got a podcast and a blog To bad the one thing you don’t have is a job I see you made it to Culver City But won just three games that’s a pity Now you’ll have to go back to freelance writing And keep up your gas lighting Maybe use your winnings to buy a car with a key $27,000 might get you a Ford Model T Yogesh so vain You think the world owes you Yogesh so vain I bet you don’t know what to do Do you do you Yogesh so vain It’s not all about you about you Yogesh so vain They don’t hate you because your complexion is dark They dislike you because you are as mean as a shark Yogesh so vain You always think it’s about you don’t you Yogesh so vain It’s not your race but that your an ass and that’s true that’s true Yogesh so vain

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  1. BillBerryJanuary 24, 2023 at 12:13 PM

    Great job on this. I was singing along and hoping the dickhead read this. You described him to a 'T'.

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